Ozzie's Weekend Poll #66 (is it retirement age for Ozzie?)

by ozziepost 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • smack
    smack

    I nearly said emu

    Steve

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  • jst2laws
    jst2laws

    11 They know how to qualify to clean the Kingdom Hall windows.

    What??? You have windows in your Kingdom Halls?

    Here in the US we are not allowed to have windows in Kingdom Halls. Seriously.

    Is this the beginning of international disunity? I can't open a laptop computer at the KH but you guys can have windows?

    I'm shocked.

    I'm STUMBLED!

    Steve of the Windowless sect of Jehovah's Witnesses

  • Undecided
    Undecided

    I can spot a Morman easier than a JW, thay ride bicycles dressed in white shirts and ties.

    What unifies JWs? The WT magazine!

    Ken P.

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    You may have hit on something there, Steve.

    Strange isn't it that in a country like Oz with all its sunshine the KH all have a mass of glass windows in place of walls!

    Cheers, Ozzie (of the [window] pane class)

  • Mulan
    Mulan
    I can spot a Morman easier than a JW, thay ride bicycles dressed in white shirts and ties

    And they have name badges.

    To answer the question, They all say "My friends and I are calling on you and your neighbours."

    This cracked me up. I haven't thought of it for so long.

    By the way, will the new "do not call registry" for phone solicitation, affect the JW's and their telephone territories? That just occurred to me.

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    By the way, will the new "do not call registry" for phone solicitation, affect the JW's and their telephone territories?

    I'm interested! Tell us more.

    Ozzie

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