"The last DAYS?"
DoC - "Why are they called the 'Last Days'? Because they last, and they last, and they last..."
Damn, I wish I'd thought of that one.
Personally I used to be extremely embarrassed showing householders the verse in Psalms "and just a little while longer and the wicked one will be no more," because 9 times out of 10 I was then asked by the householder "and that was written when? So what do you mean by 'a little while'?"
Are we there yet? Are we there yet?