One Liners

by The Fall Guy 14 Replies latest social humour

  • smiddy3

    I thought an innuendo was an Italian suppository.

    Scientists around the world are working on an Atomic pill to cure STD`s in men,

    its designed to give every man a nuclear weapon .

  • Xanthippe

    This is a true story, heard by a colleague of mine.

    In the UK if you're caught speeding you can attend a speed awareness workshop. You still have to pay the fine but you don't get any points on your licence.

    A young man at the workshop at one point in the morning said, 'don't you think it would be a good idea if cars had something in them to tell you what speed it's doing?'

    How the heck did this guy get a licence!

  • cofty

    I thought I had stumbled on a mass grave of snowmen. It turned out to be a field of carrots.

  • Angelpie08

    Two Blondes walk into a building.

    You'd think one of them would have seen it.

  • Pete Zahut
    Pete Zahut

    I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner... all it was doing was gathering dust.


    Velcro is such a rip-off !

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