I lost my job at the orange juice factory because I just couldn't concentrate.
Did you know they don't make yardstick any longer...
I accidentally swallowed food coloring and I feel like I dyed a little inside...
Do you think the phrase "where are you" is often used in sign language?
Got some broken puppets for sale if anyone is interested, no strings attached.
Someone spray painted 2+2=5 in the elevator, it's wrong on every level.
I quit my job at the helium factory; I was not going to be spoken to in that tone of voice...
I returned a blindfold today, I just couldn't see myself wearing it.
If you spill paint on your lawn you can watch paint dry and grass grow at the same time.
It's amazing how whiteboards are truly remarkable.
If a deaf person goes to court is it still a hearing?