If You Could Write Articles For The Watchtower What Would The Titles Be? (page 9)

SanFranciscoJim

"How to Apply for Welfare After Retiring From Bethel Service Without A Pension"

"Concubines - A Fine Example for True Christians"

"The Homeless - Why We Should Not Have Bible Studies With Them"

"Easter - Fun With Fertility"

"Young People Ask: 'Do I really have to welcome evil Aunt Maude back in the resurrection?'"

"Questions From Breeders"

"Why True Christians May Run for President of Small African Nations"

"Our Numbers Double in Afghanistan! (From 1 to 2)"

"Airplane Witnessing - How to Start In-Flight Bible Studies"

"Legal Department Fights Spam Laws in Supreme Court So Email Witnessing May Continue"

"Food At the Proper Time - Why Birds Will Eat Meat and We Will Be Stuck Eating Plants"

"Methuselah - the Man Who Died From Boredom After 969 Years of Monotony"

"Job - the Uncensored Story"

"Jonah - A Whale of a Man"

"Daniel - A Man Who Was Given the Lion's Share"

"Why Reading Dr. Seuss Backwards Will Cause Demon Possession"

Vita Nuova

The Dictionary--A Stumbling Block to Understanding the Watchtower

Young People Ask: Is there Anything that's NOT Regulated by the Scriptures?

Will This World End Before We Are Proven False Again?

Carrying on in the tradition: Hanging Out With Haman....Gibeath-Haaraloth---Hill of the Foreskins (that's right from Insight Vol.1)......Gishpa, An Overseer of the Nethinim and Guess Who He Pictures Today?....HIVites, A Cursed People....King Eglon---A Man Who Died On His Throne

iiz2cool

1975 - How We Screwed Up

Young People Ask - Why Are My Parents Assholes?

Fellatio - Is It For Christians? (Service meeting part with audience participation)

Beer or Service - Which Would You Choose?

Walter

Ontario District Overbeer

minimus

Walter----That was funny!......Now I see the difference between audience participation and questions and answers.

Mac

Millions Now Living Will Never Try..............The Divine Elasticity of Truth.............Do You Really Want To Place Your Tongue On a Spot You Wouldn't Eat From?............I Don't Care What They Did It On The Arc, That Was A Long Time Ago.................Was Abraham Randy, And If Not Who Was He?

Michael3000

Hospital Liason Committees - How You Can Add To The Confusion

Bathsheba - Was She All That Hot?

Trolling On The Internet - How To Make The Most Of Your Time

Sampson - God-Given Superhuman Strength Or Steroids?

How To Avoid Critical Thinking

Absalom - Beauty Secrets Revealed!

Inflating Your Monthly Hours By Wandering Aimlessly Downtown

The Kiwi - Amazing Bird AND A Fruit!

minimus

"Everyone Will Die But Us"....."Only We Have The Truth"...."God Loves Us More Than You"...."Jehovah's Witnesses Are The Only True Christians On Earth"...."We Look Forward To The Time God Will Kill The Babies"....."We Are Proud To Disfellowship!"

dins

Donuts.....The Modern Manna for God's Valiant Worshippers

How Safe is your cell phone? ...and following that....

Young People Ask: Do I really need a cell phone?

imallgrowedup

minimus -

Those titles sound familiar. I could swear the Watchtower has already done them!

If You Could Write Articles For The Watchtower What Would The Titles Be?

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