If You Could Write Articles For The Watchtower What Would The Titles Be? (page 7)

Vita Nuova

The Brain--A Satanically-Inspired Myth

Prophecies: If Ours Are Wrong, We Don't Want to be Right.

Young [JW] People Ask: Have I Been Sexually Abused if No One Else Sees It?

Why Jehovah Created Our Asses to Fit Our Heads.

SanFranciscoJim

"Will Petting Lions Speed Up Armageddon's Coming?"

"Birds - God's Millenial Carcass Cleaners"

"Ethnic Contamination - Serving Where the Need Is Greater"

"Mexico - An Example of Christian Bribery"

"Witnessing to the Dead - Separating the Sheep From the Ghosts"

"Why True Christians Do Not Run For Governor of California"

"Porneia - Getting the Most Out of It"

"Head Coverings - Modesty or Outdated Fashion Accessory?"

"Thrift Store Shopping - Keeping Well Groomed"

"Window Washers - Why Jehovah Has Dirty Windows"

dmouse

'Swearing - should you give a f**k'

'Your ass is ours - get used to it'

"When we say 'jump', you ask 'how high' "

'This generation - why it can last hundreds of years'

'Hands up; who thinks we should be allowed to vote'

'The King of the North - any ideas?'

Why are you looking forward to 1975? (a real one!)

Life--- Who has one ? How to find the deemonized stuff at garage sales . The greatest spam that ever lived . Will sister biguns and brother blue balls unite in worship ? (study article for singles ), let's start a pool on when the end of the world happens . How to create suspicion by snubbing others .

shamus

Young People Ask....

Why Does The Truth Suck So Bad?

Young People Ask....

Should I Kill Myself If I Mastrubate? The Answer Is YES!

This thread has left me gasping for breath.... Integ, you are hilarious!

Swan

Millions Now Dying Will Never Live
Bribery -- Tool of Discerning Christians (by the Awake correspondent in Mexico)
How You Can Endure Inhuman Torture (by the Awake correspondent in Malawi)
Why Are Humans So Gullible?
Paper Clips -- Their Demonic Origins
Pagan Symbols -- Why Crosses Are Out, But Wedding Rings Are Okay
Worldly Organizations -- Why the Red Cross Is Out, But the U.N. Is Okay
Demonic Experiences To Traumatize Your Children With
Coffee -- Wake Up and Smell It
Chimpanzees -- Our Genetic Cousins
God's Charriot Gets A Tune-Up
Our District Conventions -- Why We Shouldn't Buy From Worldly Vendors
Do Apostates Really Have Better Food At Their Conventions?
Eating Cold Sandwhiches and Drinking Warm Pop for God's Glory
2004 -- Why This Year Marks the End
2005 -- Satan's Last Days
2006 -- The Year for Armageddon
2007 -- The Final War
2009 -- Why We Skipped a Year
2010 -- Only Hours Remaining
2011 -- The Great War Is Upon Mankind
2012 -- God's Wrath Unleashed
2013 -- Where Will You Be Found In the Final Moments?
2014 -- The Generation of 100 Years Has Ended
The End Is Coming Soon! We Really Mean It This Time!

Badger

Niccolo Machiavelli: An Early Buleprint for the Circuit Overseer

Battling Clinical Depression and Anxiety Disorder: Less Professional Care, More Effort!

Pioneers: Are You Giving Jehovah Your Utmost?

Christian Women: A Large Army, Not Generals

Why I'm A Better Christian Than You (A Personal Experience)

Opposing Nazi Persecution: Reliving When Elders Had Guts and Heart

The Latest Innocent Childhood Craze: Why it's Unwise for Christians

heathen

Why we make people wear ties in third world countries . Farting during public talks could it be trumpet blasts ? We invite you to dinner but don't eat or drink . Paisley--- is it a symbol of sexual frustration? Polyester---- is it satanic because the greedy industrialists are evil ?

bebu

If I die laughing from this thread, it'll be a great way to go!!! Swan, you are hysterical!!

bebu

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