swearing is prohibited and Tex is nearby and he's a moderator and I'd get in trouble so no swearing.
The six shooters are ready. I've got my red magic marker that they gave me cocked () and ready for action. But wait, first I need to check my handy dandy manual and find out if "swearing" is actually forbidden. Stay tuned.
Macintosh users are irrelevant, and therefore exempt from "guidelines"
Well that is true. It's in the handbook they gave me, right after I learned the secret handshake.