Argh Mateys! Intl Talk Like A Pirate Day

by Valis 73 Replies latest jw friends

  • SpannerintheWorks
    SpannerintheWorks

    Krusty, stop making fun of me, OK? Otherwise, you're a dead man. I mean, "please help me, Obiwan..." Sheesh!

    Spanner

  • drwtsn32
    drwtsn32

    heathen: Do you want to borrow my crescent wench or my torque wench?

  • Valis
    Valis

    arrrr ashi...I can tell ye'd be a fine cockson indeed...arrrr.

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer of the "Praticing For TLAP day" class...arrrr

  • arrowstar
    arrowstar

    Arrrrrrrrrrr..

    Yer TTOTLAPPI Results

    Why, it's ol' chummy!

    In the beginning ...
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    Ask Cap'n Slappy
    The Poopdeck
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    You are ...

    The Cap'n

    Profile: Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.

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  • obiwan
    obiwan
    Krusty, stop making fun of me, OK? Otherwise, you're a dead man. I mean, "please help me, Obiwan..." Sheesh!

    YAR!! Its sounds as if you need some poop decking of your own...yarrr

  • Aztec
    Aztec

    *Eviscerates Spanner*

    ~Aztec the torque wench

  • SpannerintheWorks
    SpannerintheWorks
    Eviscerates Spanner*

    Huh?

    Spanner

  • drwtsn32
    drwtsn32
    *Eviscerates Spanner*

    ~Aztec the torque wench

    ROFLMAO!!!

  • obiwan
    obiwan
    Huh?

    Save me, save me...now who needs the savin, huh? LOL!!!

  • SpannerintheWorks
    SpannerintheWorks

    What the heck are you all talking about? Do I need a Thesaurus?

    Spanner

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