Argh Mateys! Intl Talk Like A Pirate Day

by Valis 73 Replies latest jw friends

  • Valis
    Valis

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer of the" "Pirate Treasure" class

  • SanFranciscoJim
    SanFranciscoJim

    You should be made to walk the plank for posting this.

    Arrrrrrrrrr......

  • Special K
    Special K

    Hey Valis,

    I took the Pirate Personality Test..

    My name now is .. "Ol' Chummy"....mate.

    special k

  • Aztec
    Aztec
    15. my dick is massive (suggested 189 times)

    ROFL....

    I need to go to that college!

    ~Aztec

  • tinkerbell82
    tinkerbell82

    You are ...

    The Cap'n

    Profile: Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.

    i L-O-V-E PIRATES!!! ive wanted to be one ever since i can remember!!!!!

  • Valis
    Valis

    hey tink...show us some Pirate Treasure!!! arrrrrrr....

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • tinkerbell82
    tinkerbell82

    avast ye scurvy dawg valis before i am forced to commit ye to davey jones' locker! you'll never get your paws on these doubloons!! ;) :P

  • obiwan
    obiwan

    The Cap'n

    Profile: Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.

    Well apprentice, you must be learning well ( folds arms standing proud)

  • Aztec
    Aztec

    OMG!

    You are The Cap'n!

    Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him.

    ROFL!

    ~Aztec

  • obiwan
    obiwan

    How long has it been since you uh...eviscerated a man, Azzy???

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