God's Billboards?

by bikerchic 36 Replies latest jw friends

  • bikerchic
    bikerchic

    Some billboards are getting attention in . Some reported seeing one or two messages, but the newspaper listed all of them. Here's a list of all variations of the "God Speaks" billboards. The billboards are a simple black background with white text. No fine print or sponsoring organization is included. These are awesome... enjoy. --------------------------------------------------
    Tell the kids I love them.
    -God


    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Let's meet at my house Sunday
    before the game.
    -God
    --------------------------------------------------
    C'mon over and bring the kids.

    -God


    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What part of "Thou Shalt Not..."
    didn't you understand?
    -God
    --------------------------------------------------
    We need to talk.
    -God
    --------------------------------------------------
    Keep using my name in vain,
    I'll make rush hour longer.
    -God --------------------------------------------------
    Loved the wedding,
    invite me to the marriage.
    -God

    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing...
    I meant it.
    -God --------------------------------------------------
    I love you and you
    and you and you and...
    -God
    --------------------------------------------------
    Will the road you're on
    get you to my place?
    -God
    --------------------------------------------------
    Follow me.
    -God
    --------------------------------------------------
    Big bang theory,
    you've got to be kidding.
    -God
    --------------------------------------------------
    My way is the highway.
    -God
    --------------------------------------------------
    Need directions? -God --------------------------------------------------

    You think it's hot here?
    -God

    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Have you read my #1 best seller?
    There will be a test.
    -God
    --------------------------------------------------
    Do you have any idea
    where you're going?
    -God
    ---------------------------------------------------------------
    (And my personal favorite...) Don't make me come down there.
    -God
    --------------------------------------------------
    Kate (of the I don't believe in the big guy, but whatever class)

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    We had those here several years ago. I did pictures for a friends wedding, and I took a B&W polaroid of this one:

    Loved the wedding,
    invite me to the marriage.
    -God

    ....and put it on the inside front of the wedding album. At the gathering where I gave them the book, I could tell that it made everyone nervous, lol.

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    It seems god is republican

    SS

  • freedom96
    freedom96

    I think those signs are great!

    For those who don't believe and don't like them: Get some humor!

  • logansrun
    logansrun

    Stupid fundies. How about a nice big billboard that reads:

    Your God Is A Myth

    Bradley

  • simplesally
    simplesally

    Saw a bumper sticker:

    BODY PIERCING SAVED MY LIFE

    then there was a picture of a hand with a nail thru it. Pretty clever.

  • Lady Lee
    Lady Lee

    One church near my home has said

    Aspire to inspire before you expire.

  • czarofmischief
    czarofmischief

    And then perspire?

    CZAR

  • jst2laws
    jst2laws

    The sign I would like to see from God:

    Hey, pull my finger !

    Jst2laws

  • Panda
    Panda

    Now this is what I'd like to see on a billboard:

    "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." Mark Twain

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