crocodiles on the banks lining up like army tanks
witnesses begin their swim hope they've worked out at the gym
bibles wrapped in plastic bags their names pinned on with plastic tags
soon the waters start to churn as witnesses each take their turn
will angels hold back all their foes will hippos nibble on their toes
the story is so often told of witnesses so brave and bold
but really it was just a lie told by a crazy witness guy