English is a great language, especially when it comes to collective nouns. A "murder" of crows is just fantastic as is a "mob" of meerkats. A "colony" of ants, a "pride" of lions. They just sound so perfect.
So I was thinking ...
There are lots of groups within the JWs. So how about we invent some collective nouns for them?
A shuffle of pioneers?
A guilt of governing body members?
An excuse of elders?
A bumbling of believers?
A disappointment of district conventions?
A bankruptcy of bethels?
Think of some more ...