Adopt the Three Kick Rule

by Frannie Banannie 23 Replies latest social humour

  • Frannie Banannie
    Frannie Banannie
    I think ExJdubs should adopt New Hampshire's Three Kick Rule (below) and apply it to uninvited witlesses at their doors.. Frannie B Three Kick Rule
    A big city New York lawyer went duck hunting in rural New Hampshire.
    He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other
    side of a fence.

    As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on
    his tractor and asked him what he was doing.

    The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and
    now I'm going in to retrieve it.

    The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming
    over here."

    The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in
    the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take
    everything you own."

    The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we
    do things in New Hampshire. We settle small disagreements like this with the
    New Hampshire Three Kick Rule."

    The lawyer asked, "What is the New Hampshire Three Kick Rule?"

    The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you

    kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."

    The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided
    that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local

    The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to
    the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into
    the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly
    ripped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when
    the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up.

    The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his
    feet and said, "Okay, you old coot now it's my turn."

    The old farmer smiled and said,
    "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck
  • refiners fire
    refiners fire

    Is this a rule you intend to apply to posters who irritate you?

  • Frannie Banannie
    Frannie Banannie

    BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Refiners? Are you plannin' on irritatin' me?

    Frannie B

  • Double Edge
    Double Edge

    ROFL... good one... now if only we can do that to most of the trial lawyers in the U.S. ...

  • Valis

    refiners...put on the reading glasses olde chap...this is the first line of Frannie's thread..

    I think ExJdubs should adopt New Hampshire's Three Kick Rule (below) and apply it to uninvited witlesses at their doors.. Frannie B

    Sincerely, District Overbeer

  • refiners fire
    refiners fire

    Im fully aware of what she wrote Mr Valis.To clarify for those who may not understand, Im having a joke with Frannie which, you may note, she found amusing. So thats all there is to say on the matter isnt it. My aim is to amuse the gal, and I succeed.

  • Frannie Banannie
    Frannie Banannie

    lol, Dbl....I can think of a few other groups that need tha rule "branded" on 'em, too!

    ie: Doctors with prima donna complex....(evidently, doc, you did yer surgical internship at Pizza Hut from the way you ran that little spikey metal wheel across my rump)

    Frannie B

  • caligirl

    Too funny!

    I'm from NH and was never taught that rule! No fair! It could have been very useful!

  • Frannie Banannie
    Frannie Banannie

    LOL! High 5's, Refiners! Yes, you did...

    And ya know...better late than never, cher!

    Frannie B

  • SadElder

    I know some elders I'd like to apply this to.

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