New Loophole Created: You can cheat on your spouse without him/her being able to divorce you

by ILoveTTATT2 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • steve2

    I wish to confess that, when I first saw the JW organization pillowgate-video addressed to all the pertinently aroused Bethelites, I thought, "That's the kind of place I want to check out! Where are the application forms, brothers?"

  • LoisLane looking for Superman
    LoisLane looking for Superman

    This is a GREAT video for all the many Spanish speaking people. Yes WT / Share your ridiculous man made up rules with the world.

    Thank you @ILoveTTATT2 for starting this video at... "When 2 brothers are together and one is sitting on the others lap with his arm around the other..."??????? "and they are rubbing each others genitals..."???

    Is this not TMI too much information? Why don't they spend time explaining to new Beth hell lites about the dishonesty and stealing that goes on from nosey and sticky fingered fellow JW Tru Believer Beth hell lites? That is a real problem.

  • LongHairGal


    I agree they are obsessed with masturbation and unconcerned about important things.

    I remember hearing years ago about the stealing that went on in bethel in addition to the room searches.😳. I wondered to myself why would anybody want to be there.

  • jwleaks
    ILoveTTATT2 - I predict another flip-flop.

    Shouldn't that read flip-flop-flog or flip-flop-flap?

  • jwfacts

    The whole concept of separating but not being able to remarry, without evidence of adultery, is heartless enough. To make it even harder than necessary shows what terrible rule-based, gnat-picking religion it really is.

  • FatFreek 2005
    FatFreek 2005

    Oh, hi honey. Yes, Things are going well on this trip and sister Smith and I are just crashing after such a busy day with the seminar. My room is quite large, big enough with a conference table where we can spread out our paperwork after hours.

    Yes, she's here with me in my room. Do you want to say hi?

    Oh, no, she has no absolutely no plans to spend the night here in my room, you know how the elders would take that.

    Yes, I have to confess I'm horny but I'm thinking about you, and what we're going to do when I get home.

    Ha! Oh, yes, sis Smith says she's horny too and bro Smith better be ready when she comes through their front door. Isn't that charming?

    Yes, we're thinking about trying that out since the governing body says it's not porneia. We figure as long as it's okay with them, and we are both horny -- well, we thought it's worth giving it a try. And, no, we won't be doing any touching, we promise.

    No, she doesn't shave down there like you do. I think it looks sexy. Maybe you should give it a try.

    No, I told that I haven't touched her and she hasn't touched me since that would be wrong.

    Oh, bro Smith is there with you now? Does bro Smith want to talk with sis Smith before we hang up?

    Hmmmm ... I don't think I approve that you both are contemplating the same thing.

    It is? Well, I thought you once told me that size didn't matter. .....

  • ElderEtta

    Very clever fat freak you've Illustrated how ludicrous the governing body is with their legalese approach to lording it over the sheeples.

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