Yup. whatever happened to simply saying what you mean, ay?
Office Jargon, drives me nuts
by punkofnice 30 Replies latest social humour
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The Rebel
Well Punk at least office jargon has been " taken to the next level" from when female staff were referred to as " birds" " she's fit" or " bunny". Those were the days when " Be there or be square" "and " feel the funk" were at least " buzz" words I could understand the meaning of. Nowadays I find myself having to desifer the meaning to "buzz" words such as " square the circle" which I think is supposed to sound clever, but actually I have no idea what the guy is saying.
Anyway I must get back to my " strategic staircase" which I think means continue on my business plan. So I won't let " the grass grow to long" with this post " may the force be with you" and I hope we can " touch base latter"
The Rebel.
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punkofnice
Reb - See you later aligator -
stan livedeath
my bro in laws phrase was--" at this present moment in time"
i think he meant------------- now.
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Satanus
Lol. The sheeple make the same sounding bleets to reassure themselves and eachother. Glad i'm not in that 'fold' ;) -
punkofnice
Loaded language. Abstract language. I'm onboard with this! -
ttdtt
How about:
You could see jehobers Hand In The Matter.Or
I left it in gods hands.
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Nathan Natas
Found quote (not mine)
"Sometimes, I use big words I don't always fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis."
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StarTrekAngel
Nah... the worst, by far is this...
"We've been working on this for the past month" ... in reality you know that only a call or an email has been sent and most people involved are running away from the responsibility of having to make a decisions on it.
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punkofnice
I think I'll try and start my own jargon....hmmmmm, where to begin?