by finallysomepride 33 Replies latest social entertainment
I just now went to get meat from my fridge to cook, took the meat out & shut the door as I shut the door I thought I saw a piece of rope in the six pack I had just opened & had removed 2 cans, already drunk 1.
Open the door again & there I saw what I thought was a piece of rope, but I look a bit closer ...... shit it's a friggin snake, bugger I had only just taken two cans out WTF.
Crikey!
Do you think it was in the 6-pack when you bought it? Was the six pack ever outside for a while? Is the snake alive? You might not be able to tell because if it is, it will probably appear dead because the cold will probably put it in something like a hibernation state.
Oh God, I would move out! lol
Is it poisonous?
nightmarish!
Time to burn down the house and move to another continent
That’s one drunk reptile. Call AA!!!
Ewwwww!
Did it talk to you, saying, “Did God really tell you not to drink these beers?”
