What I like about being a witness

by molybdenum 18 Replies latest social humour

  • molybdenum
  • talesin

    Yes, that's what I liked about being a witness, too.

    Here's a copy of my list.


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  • smiddy

    The police knocked on my door

    Police : Are you a Jehovah`s Witness ?

    Me: I`m sorry I don`t know Jehovah ,or was even aware that he was in an accident ?


  • Doubtfully Yours
    Doubtfully Yours

    The people are nice, but the work sure sucks!


  • baker
    Wait on Jehovah to get paid, be patient, he takes care of his people...
  • Giordano

    Nothing............ the people are diminished and not real.

    The Dogma suck's.

    The Society gives corporations a bad name.

    Being a JW means a life time of stumbling and fumbling.

    Not being a JW? I like everything about not being a JW! A genuine life is really the only life worth living!

  • DJS

    I'm sorry to tell you Molybdenum, but I copyrighted that list in 2002. You WILL be hearing from my lawyers.

  • pixel

    My turn:


  • James Mixon
    James Mixon

    Being a JW helped me to understand the meaning of insanity.

    1)Everyone expecting you not to fall apart when you find out everything you believe

    in was a lie.

    2)One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's

    work is terribly important.

    I learned a lot from my time from that organization on lunacy.

    Think about it, we were in "the one who flew over the cuckoo's nest" and most of

    us came out with our minds intact and we learned so much about insanity.

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