2016 Regional Convention - Invite First Look

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  • label licker
    label licker

    First they say they are the faithful and discreet. Then they say all authority has been given to them in heaven and on earth(which Jesus stated for himself) Now they say the publishers are to minister to the holy ones which are them.(recent news at the Canadian zone visit), The bible states that we are to minister to Jesus.

    WAKE UP lurkers! JW.Org wants you to be loyal to them only. Start reading your bibles on your own.

  • SadElder
    SadElder

    A feature length film.... 3 minutes of people walking around in cheap, poorly designed fake beards followed by 15 minutes of do more and 35 minutes of gives us all your money.

    Sorry, not for me.

  • DATA-DOG
    DATA-DOG

    Anyone notice a similarity between the invitation and....


    DD

  • DATA-DOG
    DATA-DOG

    MacGruber as Hezekiah!!!! Hells, yeah!!!!!

    DD

  • zeb
    zeb

    "An afternoon spent listening to old men ramble on about how you dress, what movies you watch, the evils of pornography, the need for more contributions, using too many paper towels in the restroom and the need to do more, more, more......."

    But,....Lincolns, ' Gettysburg Address,'

    Jesus, 'Sermon on the Mount'

    Churchills, 'Battle of Britain speech,'

    Martin Luther Kings.."I have a dream" speech.

    Nelson Mandela's inauguration speech.

    What do these addresses have in common ? They lasted about 20 minutes. The wt addresses are notable by a terrible rambling and never using one word if they can use 50.

  • JRK
    JRK

    Works for me just like Syrup of Ipecac.

    JK

  • Listener
    Listener
    "No collection will be taken". Who's going to collect all the money dropped in the collection boxes and who's going to collect all the eftpos transactions?
  • smiddy
    smiddy

    Is it just me or is their no program about Jesus on this 3 day Convention.?

    After all , he has been ruling invisibly in the Heavens since 1914 Hasn`t He ?

    I would have expected by now , to have a 5-7 day Convention highlighting all the achievements /blessings to the Jehovah`s Witnesses they have received this past 102 years since his rule started .

    Sadly all I seem to see is , new light , new light , new light /,adjustments , adjustments , adjustments, evidently this evidently that ,flip flops here ,flip flops there ,back flips.and not one of their expectations has ever materialized in over 137 years since C.T.Russell started this religion.

    Without trying to be facetious , is the Holy Spirit on Drugs ?

    Definetely / Absolutely , no evidence of Holy Spirit Direction anywhere in this 102 year supposed rule of Christ Jesus.

    smiddy

  • stuckinarut2
    stuckinarut2

    Interesting! This convention seems designed more for those INSIDE the organisation rather than outsiders...

    And the paranoia and persecution complex continues with the reference to "standing firm while being besieged from enemies"

  • ToesUp
    ToesUp

    "This convention seems designed more for those INSIDE the organisation rather than outsiders.."

    Yup Stuck, they are trying to retain what they have left. It's nice to see them sweat. People ARE waking up!

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