JWs Reveling In The News Of Hurricanes And Earthquakes

by pale.emperor 17 Replies latest jw experiences

  • pale.emperor

    As you know, this week the human race has been hit with hurricanes and earthquakes. Natural disasters which happen almost everyday, but this month we've seen them cause massive damage and a huge loss of lives.

    As you can imagine, theres a whole host of JWs positively wetting themselves with anticipation over this.

    Link here: https://jwtalk.net/forums/topic/25884-earthquakes-in-one-place-after-another/

  • stuckinarut2

    Well, you know...according to JW theology and doctrine, all those who die before Armageddon will be guaranteed a resurrection into the Paradise.

    So, by that reasoning, JWs should be happy to see mass death in natural disasters, as that will ensure MORE people will be saved into the New World...

    (messed up I know)

  • Wake Me Up Before You Jo-Ho
    Wake Me Up Before You Jo-Ho

    Natures way of supporting the GB's claims that their literature flies off the shelves.

  • WingCommander

    Luv this gem, from an obvious dimwit! The "Ring of Fire" is always active, has been since before we came along. Nothing new. That's why it's called the "Ring of Fire." What a bunch of dumbasses.

    "Lots of activity in the Pacific 'Ring of Fire', lately."

  • punkofnice

    It wasn't long ago that the WBT$ said that earthquakes were a sign but not the scale (if I recall properly).

    Hurricanes were never seen as a sign.

    If anything, hurricanes are an indication that global warming (yes, I dared to use that non PC term), is real. I am told in simple terms, because I am simple, that hurricanes are the Earth's natural way of cooling down the planet. Although it isn't a 'conscious' thing....I'll shut up...I'm off on a tangent now.

    Jobos need their doom and gloom.

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  • eewx2

    HA! I just told my husband yesterday that I bet the witnesses are crapping themselves with all that is going on.

  • NewYork44M

    Yippie! The suffering of people is proof that the total destruction of these same people is imminent. What a wonderful thing.

  • Diogenesister

    Wake me up before you jo ho

    You are hilarious! I'd love to hang out with you....maybe go visit WAR..wick (!)

  • redvip2000

    What a gem of a forum.

    Interesting to see how many of the J-drones can't wait to post something everytime there is a minor earthquake somewhere in the world.

    Do they realize that it's normal to have many small earthquakes all around the world? It's always happened, except before you didn't have an app that showed it to you.

  • redvip2000

    Btw, i love how they restrict access to some forums like it's some sort of secret club.

    There is a board called Would you attend a higher education graduation party?.... Oh my I would love to be able to read that. Must be full of hilarious delusional gem posts.

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