by TimeBandit 20 Replies latest social humour
Here's the latest episode of Old People Ask. This episode focuses on chaperones. Why oh why do old people need them? Turns out they don't, and old people have had enough! I hope you enjoy this episode
Old People Ask...Episode 2 "I'm 88, and my girlfriend is 83, why do we need a chaperone?"
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Haha! A sleeping pill! That was fun to read...
But what if you were to bump uglies like Horndog Abraham and Flapper-Girl Sarah and you got yourselves preggo? Don't expect the Christian Congregation of Jehovah's Witnesses to raise yer little luv-basterd for ya.
You better be at least a MS if you want to date a JW 80+ sister. Otherwise you will spend many, many years in sadness.
Here are some good geriatric tunes, "Mrs Brown, you've got a lovely walker. I get by with a little help with Depends, "
"Help! I need somebody!
I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Quarterback: "I get by with a little help with Depends"...
I actually laughed out loud when I read that....I might use that in the next episode.
TB: "--I'm 88, and my girlfriend is 83, why do we need a chaperone
may be with all that hilarity and the final champaign, you were reading the numbers doing handstands? read up side down your ages come out as 88 and 38, with those cunning symmetrical numbers. ? may be chaperones are in order after all old chap?
Clever prologos...
TB-
TB--yeah, I was still working on the thread "Jehovah loves even, rounded numbers" , and 83 did not fit in with the wt/ bible scheme, so, reading upside down or a cyrillic mirror image fixed that. Nothing like a very close to 88 year old mind trying to keep spry.
Why would you need a chaperone? So you can watch them sleep?
