What's The Most Ridiculous Thing Taught or Believed By Jehovah's Witnesses?

by minimus 107 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus
    minimus

    Does anybody know whether these guys that went to jail all remained faithful to the Watchtower????????

  • Euphemism
    Euphemism

    LOL Tammy! Next you're going to tell us that the people responsible for those posts have been sacked...

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    Masturbation will make you turn to homosexuality.

    The Jehovah's Witnesses hold the one true religion!

    Millions now living will never die.

    Any album by Poison is demonic.

  • run dont walk
    run dont walk

    It's best not to have kids because Armageddon is any day now.

  • run dont walk
    run dont walk

    heavens doors closed in 1935, can anyone explain how they came up with this ????

  • run dont walk
    run dont walk

    minimus, this could turn into the longest thread ever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    christ's invisible presence began in 1914, how do they explain this one ????

  • Matty
    Matty

    The most ridiculous thing taught by Jehovah's Witnesses has got to be the understanding that they had about the heart. Far from just being something that just pumped blood around the body, it was believed that the heart had influence and motivational qualities, like a second brain. This lunacy was taught until relatively recently.

  • cat1759
    cat1759

    IN the 70's they proclaimed oral and anal sex wrong and those doing it would be disfellowshipped.

    Needless to say those that were handicapped and that was the only way to please their mate were soon being taken in front of the elders.

    How sad to take the only thing away from those who were disabled.

    They retracted after about two years. I am not sure but you can find it in the bound volume I think around 1976. Watchtower, or 1977.

    Cathy

  • integ
    integ

    MINIMUS:

    You should make a post regarding this question......

    Does anybody know whether these guys that went to jail all remained faithful to the Watchtower????????
    Thanks, Integ.

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    MINIMUS:

    You should make a post regarding this question......
    Does anybody know whether these guys that went to jail all remained faithful to the Watchtower????????
    Thanks, Integ.

    I think a JC needs to be convened to see whether these brothers committed fornication while being raped in the a$$. Did they cry out? Where they wearing provocative clothing which may have brought on such an attack? Perhaps they wanted to be raped and intentionally placed themselves in a situation where it was bound to happen.

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