ok---so should I just leave it blank or try to write something between the cover pages?
Ravyn
new book: Jehovah's Witnesses for Dummies
by Ravyn 18 Replies latest jw friends
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Hamas
LOL
Best to leave it blank
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DanTheMan
Reminds me of the other night:
I was in the car with my dad and his wife (who were never JW's). I was trying to explain to them the 144,000 spoken of in Revelation and how the Cracktower Showciety ties that in to Matthew 24:45 to come up with their authority doctrine. I was laughing trying to explain it to them, it is such a baseless, convoluted, and obviously self-serving doctrine, it was funny, I guess you had to be there.
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ScoobySnax
DantheVan.......erm, yeah, I guess you did.........
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NeonMadman
Isn't the title sort of redundant?
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kgfreeperson
Believe me, as someone with no background who is trying to understand all this, "JWs for Dummies" would be greatly appreciated. Of course the Watch Tower would hate it because in trying to make it coherent, it would become abundantly clear what a mass of craziness and contradiction the "doctrine" comprises.
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Satanus
Somebody really oughta write one. They could put a good load of humour into it.
SS
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DanTheMan
Maybe we could let Scoobysnax write one of the Chapters:
Chapter 6 (contributed by Scott ___)
"Why I like JW's"
I grew up as a JW.
I have good memories of growing up as a JW.
The once a year that I go to the KH for a meeting, JW's are very nice to me, they pat me on the back and ask me how things are going, they even remember my name!
I really like JW's. Especially because they are so nice to me.
Those nasty people on Simon's board, I just don't understand why they are so negative, especially when I try to joke with them about how they foam at the mouth and picket conventions with gold plated placards. Can't they take an
insultjoke?This is the fullest extent that I am able to reason on this matter, therefore this is the end of this chapter.
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Thunder Rider
Shouldn't it be titled, "Jehovah's Witnesses
forAre Dummies"?I shoud know I was one.