Crop circles

by Chook 24 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • kairos
    kairos

    Enjoy.

    Do at least a little research.

    'not all crop circles are created alike'

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    Riiiiight. We can land a probe on a comet but making pretty patterns in a cornfield is beyond us.

    Project ORION...

  • kairos
    kairos

    Nazca lines?
    also fake?

    Oregon desert Sri Yantra?

    Open your minds!

    We just left a cult!!

  • Half banana
    Half banana

    If you sit down exactly in the middle of a crop circle and meditate on your navel and say the right mantra, a flying saucer will come down above you and a long tube will descend and it will suck you up the tube and you will go up into the flying saucer. You then will be taken to an alien planet where they will purify your body and your blood and you will never catch a cold again and you will live on a paradise planet and pet soft furry animals in a beautiful garden and you will have lots of colourful fruit and everyone will wear permanent smiles and it will look exactly like a New England fall all the time and all the women will wear ironed summer dresses and all men will wear ironed short sleeved shirts and everything will be............................ and..................and

    And then you will wake up.

  • jwfacts
    jwfacts

    In Tasmania they are caused by wallabies high on Opium in the poppy fields.

  • Onager
    Onager

    kairos 15 hours ago

    Nazca lines?
    also fake?

    Oregon desert Sri Yantra?

    Open your minds!

    We just left a cult!!

    Crop circles aren't fake and neither are the Nazca lines. They are real things... made by real people.

    I left the cult due to developing critical thinking skills. When you apply those skills to claims such as crop circles and the Nazca lines are made by aliens, those claims collapse pretty fast.

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