Ok, perhaps I shouldn't share this particular dream ... but I'm going to anyway.
This morning I dreamt that I was sleeping over at a house full of JW mates. I slept on the sofa. While others were getting up for breakfast and/or using the shower, I was debating with myself in my dream about whether I should have a wank or not. The pro was obviously that I had a stalk on. The cons were that I had no tissues and my mates could walk in on me. But then I thought, in my dream, just do it - I'm going in the shower soon anyway.
Then I woke up.