Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing
stories
> on how they died.
>
> 1st woman: I froze to death.
> 2nd woman: How horrible!
>
> 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began
> to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about
you?
>
> 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband
> was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But
instead, I
> found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
>
> 1st woman: so what happened?
>
> 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that
I
> started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic
and
> searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet
and
> checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere,
> and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart
> attack and died.
>
> 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer- we'd both still be
> alive.
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by TruckerGB 5 Replies latest social humour
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TruckerGB
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Dansk
LOL
Nice one, Trucker!
Dansk
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Valis
*LOL* good one matey!
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
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Reborn2002
LOL that was cute!
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Nikita
That's a good one!
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Matty
LOL! Brilliant joke trucker!!!