Name Things That You Can't Do If You Are A Witness

by minimus 48 Replies latest jw friends

  • drwtsn32
    drwtsn32
    Buy Things at Garage Sales

    I didn't know that was against dubdom. Actually my experience is quite the opposite. Some dubs would stop at garage sales while out in service!

  • minimus
    minimus

    Aren't you afraid of the demons???

  • Mecurious?
    Mecurious?

    Just can't be yourself!

  • Hamas
    Hamas

    • Get ahead in life
    • Have proper friends
    • Blaspheme
    • Slag off congregation members
    • Laugh at death
    • Swear
    • Masturbate
    • Fancy Dana International ( maybe under the last one )
    • Joke about rude stuff
    • Cannot be liberal
    • Wake up saturday morning and lay in
    • Think how you want
    • Look enthusiastic
    • Look to the heavens and say 'Bring it on' 'Armageddon doesn't scare me' in front of other Witnesses
    • Chant at football matches
    • Say outright that you are going to kill somebody you don't like
    • Enjoy a girl's company without 'THE CHAPARONE'
  • minimus
    minimus

    um, Hamas, Do you like, uh, want to tell people that , like, you wanna kill em???

  • unique1
    unique1

    Wear baggy pants, shorts or skirts above the tips of your fingers, wear anything tight.

    Grow a beard or long hair if male.

    Say Good Luck.

    Celebrate ANYTHING, except Jesus death.

    Attend a wedding at another church.

    Listen to Hard rock or rap.

    Watch a R rated movie.

    Date a non-believer.

    Oh, god I could go on and on and on, but there are others to expound.

  • Hamas
    Hamas

    lol.

    Well, as an example, I did say to this loser at my old congregation If he didn't pay me for work done I would kill him. I said that in front of another Ministerial Serpant, I don't think he knew what to say.

    I got my money in the end.

  • unique1
    unique1

    Oh and you can't give to charities founded by a christian organization, which is most of them.

  • marsal
    marsal

    Wear a cross

    Question anything the Society prints

    Donate to the Salvation Army or Red Cross

    Say "Good Luck" to anyone

    Associate with non JWs

    Pray to Jesus

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