This one tickled my funny bone. Can you help me find the perfect caption? If you are really nice, I will tell you how the WT captioned it.
Screaming for a Caption
by jgnat 30 Replies latest jw friends
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Aztec
"Is your biology teacher trying to influence your position on creationism?"
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minimus
"A father lovingly encourages his son to apply at Bethel"
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jgnat
OK, I am laughing already...
Did the son already take a peek at the sisters at Bethel, and found it lacking in good fruit?
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blondie
Sheesh, another masturbation lecture?!!
Whew, Brother Badteeth hasn't been gargling again!
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jgnat
Good ones, Blondie. There is something about earnest bald guys that just makes me want to ruin their day. Call me bigoted.
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Funchback
"Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?"
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shamus
LMAO!! TOO FUNNY!!
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Big Tex
"Bite me."
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jgnat
Funchback - when I finally figured that out, I barked with laughter!
How about this:
Son, if you continue progressing in your studies, you can be baptized. After a few years of dedicated field service you can marry sister hottie, take over my elder's position AND a share in the window-washing business.
And the REAL one is...drum roll... WT April 1, 2003, page 24
"A counselor's mildness may help an erring one"