The New World's first Convention... - LMAO

by tresdecu 29 Replies latest jw friends

  • road to nowhere
    road to nowhere

    John Baptist. How it feels to be beheaded and how long does the brain keep working.

    I really want to see David and uriah meet

  • neat blue dog
    neat blue dog

    🤮 oh God this makes me want to puke

    I bet they're all clean-shaven too with jackets and ties.

  • Pete Zahut
    Pete Zahut

    The Value of a Low Sodium Diet - Lot's Wife interviewed

    How to Make a Million Without Even Trying - Judge Rutherford.

    Did I Say That ?? - Fred Franz

    The Value of Letting Others Go First - Jeptha's Daughter interviewed.

    On Single Motherhood - Lots Daughters interviewed

    3000 Creative Ways to Serve Mana - Sarah and Miriam interviewed

    When Your Dad is Your Grandfather - Symposium by Lots Grandsons

    Keynote Address : What is HE Doing Here?? - Ray Franz

    Concluding Song: When Doves Cry. -Prince

  • LauraV
    LauraV

    Pete - That's funny!

    I like that Keynote Address and Prince closing out the days meeting!

    But seriously, or not too seriously since the whole Paradise thing is JW hoax, but do they really plan on holding meetings after they've made it after the BIg A? I thought once you've made it through that you would just sit back and relax and play with the lions and tigers in your backyard for the next 10 Zillion years.

  • smiddy3
    smiddy3

    The people of Sodom and Gomorrah resurrected , yes, no, yes ,no, yes, no...........

  • BluesBrother
    BluesBrother

    Guest speakers , Jonah : "Let's Continue To Save tbe Whales"

    Balaam :"Is Your Ass trying To Tell You Something? "

  • pale.emperor
    pale.emperor

    I like how everyone is suddenly able to understand ancient Hebrew, ancient Greek, Aramaic, Babylonian and whatever extinct language Noah would have spoken even if he did exist (which, of course, he didn't).

    And anyway, can you imagine still having to attending those fucking conventions even after the mass holocaust of non-members?

    And that mention about survivors of Nazi concentration camps... they dont even think about the others who were there. Jews had is ten times worse.

    SMH.

  • Fadeaway1962
    Fadeaway1962

    The new scrolls revealing details about the 100 billion resurrected ones

    How the earth will be able to support that many people ,homes , food, water and sanitation.

  • tiki
    tiki

    Yeah.....apparently this will occur after the babble language reversion that will magically have everyone speaking Adamic.

    Where will it be held though? Or will it be a global zoom?

    Balaam's talk as blubro has shared will surely be a must hear for me. Oh...rats.....I will be turkey vulture poop at that point. But....great fertilizer!

  • eyeuse2badub
    eyeuse2badub

    During what part on that program are they interviewing;

    Santa Claus---------and the Elves

    Easter Bunny

    Tooth Fairy

    just saying!

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