So funny, because it's sooo true.
You can always tell a group of Witnesses because they are doing everything humanly possible to take as long as possible to get from point A, to point B. You look out your widow and see a group coming up the street. Ten minutes later you look, and there they all are, in the same spot walking up the street.
Only a one time Jehovah's Witnesses like Michael Jackson could have come up with the Moon-walk, where it looks like you're going forwards, while really going backwards. He just perfected what we all learned in field service.
JamesT