What masters degree would a Jw university offer?

by Chook 32 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • sparrowdown
    sparrowdown

    Masters in propoganda techniques, social engineering and psychological warfare.

  • jwleaks
    jwleaks
    sparrowdown - Masters in propoganda techniques, social engineering and psychological warfare.

    An overlapping degree.

  • Finkelstein
    Finkelstein

    In how to make forced fake smile.

    Making a diversion when a posed question is too bitingly truthful in opposition to what the WTS teaches.

  • nonjwspouse
    nonjwspouse

    Masters in Spin Marketing

  • Saethydd
    Saethydd

    Masters in Trivial Thinking

  • Doctor Who
    Doctor Who

    Master Baiters

  • Brokeback Watchtower
    Brokeback Watchtower

    Master in what makes corporate Jehovah happy.

    Master of denial when faced with facts.

    Master of never giving up the corporate sponsored goals.

  • Tempest in a Teacup
    Tempest in a Teacup

    Gossipology

    WaitingOnGod Dynamics

    Advanced Mind Programming

    Zombie Management

    Pretensenomics

    Goofingology

    StillBetterThanTheWorldnamics

    Advanced DoubleLife Management

    Mass Lobotomyologics

    Fear Mongerology

    Idiocy Globalization

    Home Breaking Economics

    Contribution Box Marketing

    Backbitingology

    Advanced Sex Starvation Management

    Double Standardization

    Advanced InspirationFromGold Antenna Programming

    And many more. Check our course brochure.

  • Half banana
    Half banana

    A very good list Tempest! I think you forgot to mentioned the diploma in Overlappology.

    How about a Ph.D in converting others into adopting your own delusions.

  • RubaDub
    RubaDub

    Mental Masturbation.

    Rub a Dub

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