To My Dear JW72
Please feel welcomed.
Does that sound better? This is not the real me, btw.
This is the real me: FOR PETE'S SAKE! THIS IS A FREE FORUM! Y'ALL ARE WELCOME HERE!
I am not on a high horse, I am on a soapbox because I'm short, ok?
I'm also a mother of 3 grown kids - thus the tone of voice you received. If you'd been in my kitchen, I'd probably pinched your arm while I was "pete's saking" it too. So considered yourself pinched and/or lucky - your choice. But you're still welcome here, along with all the others.
To Carmel
You ungrateful fool! Red's been hustling you to go to your cave for God knows how long - and now you're sniveling???? I don't think so, Big Boy. Now that I'm Emperor, I don't need to go to your smelly ol' cave (not that you invited me either, btw).
TO ALL
We used to have this charming habit of introduction for new persons. On Sunday morning, the new person was to bring Krispy Kreme Donuts in the coffee shop for the ol' uns'. Well.....there just got to be too many newbies - so we gave y'all some slack.
Therein lies our mistake. Back to the old ways. Newbies - please be on notice that Krispy Kremes, and/or look alikes, will be expected this Sunday morning between 9 and 10 am.
If y'all want me to make coffee - then y'all gotta bring the donuts.
What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Mother talk again.
This really is a good place - hope we can all enjoy, and learn, from each other.
waiting, getting down off her soapbox