What is the Craziest Thing You Are Aware Of Someone Being Disfellowshipped For? (page 4)

stan livedeath

Nathan

What ARE you on ? Where can I get some ?

Nathan Natas

Currently I'm doing Dihydrogen Monoxide and Palmitoylethanolamide, but that's not important.

The important thing is: Did I amuse you? Did I give you a chuckle at the expense of Warchtower Elders?

Balaamsass2

To me, the craziest thing is that the ones who NEEDED to be shunned skated. They simply denied and counter-alleged. "I want to face the two 'false' witnesses who slandered me.

Example. One famous molester of SIX JW children did the above denials when confronted by the untrained elders who followed HQ orders by NOT calling the police. Child molester/online pornographer simply walks out while the stunned elders have another meeting, goes home, and destroys all evidence. Child molester then calls and threatens all victims, parents, and "witnesses," with more denials, Lawsuits, and disfellowshipping for slander, etc, etc.

Soon, the two adult "witnesses" have "accidents". One healthy young woman dies of an "asthma attack'..with missing medication. Another "commits suicide"...357 in the face.. Eventually, someone disobeys Watchtower HQ and calls the cops.

Cops did the best job they could, but the crime scene had been scrubbed, all evidence destroyed, the victims scrubbed clean, adult witnesses dead, the case tainted, and young victims terrified. The local body of window washers had destroyed any chance of a sound and timely case/trial.

The perp gets a great attorney and walks. Disappears to start all over 100 miles away. Moves two more times at least 100 miles, and gets appointed as an MS servant!!!

Meanwhile, little old sisters sheepishly confess to eating birthday cake, extra nips of brandy nightcaps, or middle-aged singles ride bikes with "worldly men" and get disfellowshipped.

Angelic direction...my a**

Beth Sarim

Who knows..

Its probably been mentioned before,,,, but someone could be disfellowshipped for eating cream of wheat at 7 in the morning.

stan livedeath

@Nathan

H2O?

I get a chuckle at most stuff you write

i enjoy blasphemy

TonusOH

Nathan Natas: Currently I'm doing Dihydrogen Monoxide

Careful with that stuff. It's used in pesticides and industrial solvents. Too much can kill you!

Vidiot

Re. Nate’s entry on the last page…

Jeezus, I thought WT eschatology was nuts!

🤣

Nathan Natas

Stan Livedeath confessed, "I enjoy blasphemy."

Then I'm your huckleberry, whatever THAT means.

StephaneLaliberte

I remember a 70+ year old brother, smoking secretly in his shed, this was found out by his JW wife, he got DF because she told the elders.

If only he had denied it. One witness to him smoking. Not enough evidence. He simply had to deny.

StephaneLaliberte

Got DF'd for leaving my wife and marrying someone out of the cult. - Mr Quik

The problem with JWs is that they see this as cheating on your spouse. Even if you leave that person. Wait a year, go out with someone else, get married, people will talk and gossip and treat it the same as if you lived with your spouse for year while cheating behind her back.

What is the Craziest Thing You Are Aware Of Someone Being Disfellowshipped For?

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