Jesus walked into a bar...

by Slidin Fast 30 Replies latest social humour

  • Stealth
    Jesus walks into a bar............

    I have told this joke from the OP to 6 people now and not a single person got it, and I had to explain.

  • Slidin Fast
    Slidin Fast

    Stealth, sorry but I liked it.

  • NewYork44M

    Is there any way I can recover the time I lost by reading these jokes?

  • NewYork44M

    What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

    It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture

  • NewYork44M

    Why do the ladies love Jesus so much? Because he was hung and promises a second coming.

  • NewYork44M

    my apologies

  • nicolaou

    What's the difference between an elder and a terrorist?

    You can negotiate with a terrorist.

  • stuckinarut2

    All places of religious worship have banned the use of Pokémon Go.

    They hate it when people go chasing after imaginary creatures...

  • undercover

    A priest and a member of his flock are playing golf. During the round the man missed a putt, 'goddam it! I missed' says the man.

    The priest replies, 'my son, please do not curse in the name of god'

    'I'm sorry, Father, it won't happen again'

    A couple holes later, the man misses another putt. 'Goddam it! I missed!' Again the priest rebukes him and tells him, 'if you curse like that again, God will strke you down with a bolt of lightening'. Again the man apologizes and promises to never curse again.

    On the 18th hole, the man misses a birdie putt to end the round. 'Godam it!! I missed!'

    Suddenly the sky grew dark, black clouds formed. A bolt of lightening flashed across the course. When the smoke cleared, there lay the priest dead on the ground, his clothes singed, smoke rising from his dead body. A voice from the heavens was heard, 'Godam it! I missed!'

  • Tahoe

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