It's Too Late to Return to Jehovah!

by naazira 37 Replies latest jw friends

  • naazira

    Yes friends it is too late for most of you to return to Jehovah's org. Based on the new Garlic Bread parable in this month's broadcast with the illustration using loaves of bread. It is obvious that the doors of the arc has been closed shut by Jehovah's hand for some of us.

    According to the new parable that can be found on jw TV. All people/witnesses fall into 3categories of garlic bread.


    • Garlic powder= Adams sin/your sins/ grieving the spirit etc...
    • Toxic tar ketchup= Unforgivable
    • Mud ketchup= Gross sin

    The 3 Loaves

    1. Loaf 1: This describes the person who sins against the spirit and commits unforgivable sins and you become stained with toxic dye. You are beyond repair therefore Jehovah WILL throw you into the trash aka the Armageddon bin.
    2. Loaf 2: This is the person who commits serious or gross sin and breaks one of Jehovah's moral laws. This is comparable to mud therefore their side of the bread is dipped into mud.............But there's good news if you repent Jehovah will cut the dirty sin part off of your loaf and you will be left with a clean loaf albeit a bit smaller than the original size. So don't sin too much or you'll be left with only crumbs after Jehovah finish trimming you.
    3. Loaf 3: Grieving the spirit and being led away from Jehovah. If this describes you, then you have accumulated extra garlic powder on your loaf...but don't worry Jehovah can shake the excess off! :-)

    But remember friends that Jehovah DOESN'T discard imperfect humans.

    So let's imitate the faith of those loaves....If you're in the trash stay in the trash!


  • baker
    This is cheezy, almost as bad as the one the the GB saying they have made the truth so simple, that even men can understand it. He was appealing to the women in the crowd.
  • Lieu

    So says "The Jonah Class" ....

    But, then, who wants to 'return' to the WTBTS and it's Adventist ways? THEY shut the doors to heaven to adherents: so that THEY don't go in and neither do you.

    If you are going to go with God then go with God, not men who say Christ has come invisibly. Don't follow them!

    Matthew 24:23-27 KJV

    Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Christ, or there; believe it not. [24] For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect. [25] Behold, I have told you before. [26] Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not. [27] For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

  • Finkelstein

    Jehovah was never with the Watchtower Publishing house which is a fraudulent commercialized false prophet, run and operated by religious charlatans..

  • Lieu

    Gross sin? Lolz! Gross sin for those guys is sexual. Like Judah out looking for a prostitute to have sex with? That was fine. I know, Lots daughters having sex with dad? That was fine too.

    These numnutz don't know what "gross sin" is. For Christians it's denying Christ. Paul is the one babbling on about sex all the time & that's because he was single and hanging around Hellenistic Greek society.

    The original sin has nothing to do with sex; it was THEFT.

    Leave it to the GB to take something Christ used to denote good and make it denote bad.

  • Wasanelder Once
    Wasanelder Once
    I'm surprised they didn't say that those who sin against the HS are, in fact, toast.
  • Finkelstein

    Got problems slicing your sins away from your loaf of bread ?

    Try new Sin-O-Matic from K - Tel

    Guaranteed God approved

  • naazira
    Haha Finkelstein
  • greenhornet
    Is this a real image off there JW org web site?
  • naazira
    Yes these are real images from the broadcast! But it's on their other site JW TV.

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