Kick The Bucket JW Style!

by Atlantis 20 Replies latest jw friends

  • Atlantis

    Kick the bucket JW style!

  • ZindagiNaMilegiDobaara

    Boy what will these jdumbs not get their fingers into for money!

    They are into old age homes too, and i have seen the website once.

    And why not , it is a supposedly a catered by and for jdumbs only!

    I cant elieve a few years before when I was PIMI I honestly thought to open a charitable old age homes for jdumbs only but I have no money behind me to do so! My only thought was to help my so called bro's and sis's! Boy was I cray-cray!



  • Slidin Fast
    Slidin Fast

    Small detail making me question the dubness of the principals of this business. One of their pics shows a KH type room with a cross at the front. School boy error for JWs. Edit, have just read their blurb, they don't claim to be dubs so they are just opportunists.

  • Xanthippe
    We live and work by a strict moral code

    What! That allows them to charge £1475 for a funeral! No morals at all.

  • The Fall Guy
    The Fall Guy

    It ain't JW's running this online business!

    This company seems to be acting as a "middle man" who will arrange for another provider in the UK to deliver the deceased straight to the crematorium - without any rituals taking place.

    This company offers it for a starting price of £1195.

    These types of funerals are becoming more popular.

  • neat blue dog
    neat blue dog
    We live and work by a strict moral code based on the word of God and the Bible which shares many common principles with the Jehovah’s Witness faith although we have no affiliation with any religious domination.

    Hard to tell if this is typical JW doubletalk, considering they go on to say:

    Our funerals only now take place at a Kingdom Hall because we are a specialist provider existing to serve Jehovah’s Witnesses. We don’t have to try and adapt to accommodate your needs because we understand and are like minded.
  • Atlantis

    Sliding fast:

    At the Kingdom Hall is mentioned twice, and is that a cross or a light behind the speaker stand?

    The Kingdom Hall Memorial Service Package

    In this package the Memorial Service takes place entirely at the Kingdom Hall as is the case with our Funeral Service package. The key difference with this package is that we arrange for the private cremation to take place very quickly as a priority. We then ensure that the ashes are personally hand delivered back to the family or to the Kingdom Hall in a solid oak casket with an engraved plate attached prior to the Memorial Service taking place.


  • Atlantis

    Got to be a company providing services for JW's I would think. If the services are at the Kingdom Hall, then somewhere along the line the Watchtower will get their share of donations. Don't you think?


  • stan livedeath
    stan livedeath
    Xanthippean hour ago
    We live and work by a strict moral code

    What! That allows them to charge £1475 for a funeral! No morals at all.

    aah--yes youre kidding of course.

    my JW dads funeral in jan 2016:

    simple cheapest coffin

    hearse and 4 pall bearers

    funeral director who said the bare minimum

    1 mins silence--then the cremation

    no music--no eulogy-no speeches.

    just me and 2 ex jw friends--who never knew him

    2 others who were staff from the care home he lived in.

    bill for that--just under £3000.

    no-one from the kingdom hall came. ( hardly surprising as i never told anyone. )

  • RubaDub

    It sounds like some sort of Groupon offer to late-night TV deal to me.

    Maybe a 25% off your next cremation. Tell a friend and get a free gift. Call the flashing 800 number at the bottom of the screen for an additional bonus. Call in the next 10 minutes and get a second cremation absolutely free (just pay shipping and handling to and from the crematorium). Have a few testimonials about how using their service has truly changed the life of a loved one. If you have your credit card ready, state that this limited time offer includes a one year subscription to Cremation Monthly. With each purchase, you get your choice of a free set of steak knives, an air fryer, or a garden hose that expands when you turn on the water.

    And more people would purchase it since there would be some guy dressed weird with a British accent running around the room smiling at a cute babe who knows nothing about what they are talking about and just nods her head and smiles.

    If only I was in the marketing business!

    Rub a Dub

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