The Deep Things of Jehovah(tm). What are they?

by punkofnice 48 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • punkofnice

    tiki - why doesn't Jehovah(tm) get a BMW or AUDI or something?

    2+ - Ah, Jehovah(tm) is a psycho.

  • stuckinarut2

    Things so deep that only those spiritual enough can understand that leaves everyone except the GB out in the cold.....

    They then "explain" these deep things to everyone else........

  • Divergent

    The Deep Things of Jehovah = Nonsensical writings interpreted into further nonsense

  • punkofnice
    Stuck - Good point. Abstract language giving a sense of empowerment to those who wish to control others. It's the same with office jargon.
  • ttdtt

    The significance of Lamp stands or something:)

  • talesin
    The deep things of Jehovah(TM) denote the 'dark side' of da troof. Once you submit to the Slave's wisdom, and immerse yourself in pursuing Noo Lite, you will know the feeling of joining the hive. No longer will you be required to think, or make those nasty "decisions" for yourself! Your rational self will live in the shadows, and only the LIGHT of JAH! (made that one up) will give you joy and peace.
  • punkofnice
    Tal - joining the hive

    Nice phrase

    TO a group that never figured out who Jesus is, How could you trust them to guide you to the DEEPER things?
  • punkofnice
    TTWSYF - Deeper into the pit of despair.
  • Saintbertholdt

    The deep things of Jehovah (tm) (c) patent pending:

    Spiritual paradise - You get to read magazines written at primary school reading levels with some ok photos and the odd nice picture of a kid with a panda in a garden. Oh there are also some animations, some are about ice cream money.

    Sacred secret - You get to go door to door and sit at the literature cart while thinking about shopping.

    Gifts in men - You get to listen to endless special needs talks given by these gifts in men on how the organization requires your financial assistance. You may perhaps even get to have your first sexual experience with one of these gifts in men.

    Well that about covers it I think.

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