The Deep Things of Jehovah(tm). What are they?

by punkofnice 48 Replies latest watchtower bible

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  • Heaven
    Heaven

    The deep things of Jehovah conjure up a mental picture of the manure pile that used to be out back behind our barn.


  • punkofnice
    punkofnice
    From this, I conclude that the 'deep things of Jehovah(tm)' are just a load off doo doo.
  • Half banana
    Half banana

    2000 ton Watchtower style manure heap.

  • tiki
    tiki
    I dunno....but there was a deaf video with a youngish gentleman signing something quite deep.....deeply disturbing that is....
  • Darkknight757
    Darkknight757

    New deep things revealed last night people.

    Nehemiah 1:1 and 2:1 are speaking of the same calendar year!!! Yes the 20th year reign of King Artaxerxes!!

    I looked at my wife as they explained it and we both said under our breath in unison,"Who cares??"

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  • Darkknight757
    Darkknight757

    Im beginning to think that "Jehovah" is not a goat herding, Bronze Age, Canaanite God of storms but is actually the Governing Body itself.

    This will be revealed in a future watchtower mag.

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice
    Darkknight75710 minutes agoIm beginning to think that "Jehovah" is not a goat herding, Bronze Age, Canaanite God of storms but is actually the Governing Body itself.
    This will be revealed in a future watchtower mag.

    It really wouldn't surprise me in the least.


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