by termite 35 17 Replies latest social humour
A friend texted this to me today...
A man took his wife to the Doctor to be checked out as she was feeling unwell.
After examining her he took the husband to one side and sighed, ' I'm afraid it's very serious; your wife has either Aids or Alzheimers .
' That's terrible ' exclaimed the man, 'but how will I know which one she's got?'
' Oh, that's easy enough Sir, just put her on a bus and if she comes home, don't shag her'
LOL. What happened today then?
Hi there stranger ( that one would have to be an email Ballistic )
How are things with you?
Got your house yet? ( I need that party )
English humour...dessicates the driest desert bones.
I'm gunna stay in this flat until it's paid for - nearly another year - before I take on another 70 - 80 K borrowing. Don't know if this is a good idea. I'm wondering what the next 12 months will do with the UK property market, as everybody is. I definately want to move up though, and I'm glad you remembered. My job moved to IBM and everythings up in the air as to where I will be working soon. Anyway, can't be as bad as your day by the sound of it.
p.s. If you make E-mans BBQ this years - you wont recognise me - I lost 4 and a half stone!!!
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Take care,
Rich.
LOL!
Will we see you this year, Termite?
You'd better say yes BTW!
Mike.
LOL termie!! That was an absolute disgrace but very funny nonetheless!!!
This thread is turning into a bit of a reunion isn't it?
Hi Eman, Thankyou I was just in the process of 'requesting permission to stay out all night, Sir' so I can show you all what i'm made of...
Hi too to Onacruse ( still?!) Rich and Matty- disgraceful ones are always the best
Ballistic..
41/2 stones !!!!!!!! i'm on my way That's amazing- how did you do that? I'm impressed- Good luck with the house etc- could you borrow less and move inland a bit? We're still buying to sell on after doing up- it's pretty good out there still - if you can find them- we go to auctions- there's a good one coming up if you're interested, mail me.
Hopefully see you in July (don't stand sideways!)
