WASA - I am single - sort of. Remember that fall I took from a tree about 5 years ago? I have to take lots of drugs still, mainly the Duragesic (fentanyl) patch. That sucker is $1,200.00 a month by itself, and I'm trying to start an independent business right now.
As a result, I'm sort of married in name only so that I can enjoy the blessings of my soon to be ex's medical insurance until I can get my own. I hope that's pretty soon, since some where in the June timeframe, my ex (fair and honorable as she's been about providing my health insurance) is taking off to South Florida to finish her Ph.D., so I'd better have something in place by then.
But you know, there's something about getting nothing but medications from your [barely a] wife, that lacks all the characteristics of what having a wife and being married means, you know what I means? I consider myself single, and so does she. But medication alone does not a marriage make - take it from me.
I hope this explanation meets with your [all of your] approvals, and that you will let me join the club as soon as Simon gets it ready.
What do you think?