Don't worry, you won't win. We all think we will but we never do. what are the odds? Millions to 1. If you did win you could naff off somewhere they can't find you.
Good luck, for tonight.
If I win the lottery
by eyeuse2badub 27 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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GrreatTeacher
I live in one of those 'you can stay anonymous' states, but I would totally come forward and have my name and face plastered everywhere.
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airborne
What a lesson it would be Grreat Teacher. :)
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cognac
You would delay their collapse which would suck for the rest of us... -
Village Idiot
Synchronicity! I was on the lottery website right before coming here.
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tidalblitz
I play the lottery all the time.. never win. But I would be glad for them to disfellowship me because the tower wouldn't receive one cent of my hard unearned money! As for family, shoot, anybody who shuns me wouldn't get anything either! -
Beth Sarim
The elders are trained now to ''disfellowship quicker and reinstate slower''. So.yes very good chance of getting df'd. Once it's known that you've one, expect a letter in the mail inviting you to a JC. -
Beth Sarim
I agree tidal. Anybody who would shun me too, wouldn't get a red cent either. Neither would the Borg. -
Village Idiot
If I won the lotto I would send the Watchtower a non-negotiable facsimile of the lottery prize along with a check for one penny. -
GrreatTeacher
Why not make it two cents, VI? Just for the symbolism!