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Australian humour
by Simon 17 Replies latest social humour
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Dansk
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ozziepost
When I was in San Diego, I was asked if we spoke English in Australia.....
I think I met that same person when she was visiting over in Europe!!!
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safe4kids
Simon and Uncle Bruce,
Very funny, needed the chuckle, ta
When I was in San Diego, I was asked if we spoke English in Australia.....
Ohhhhh, those darn stupid 'mericans again! ~sigh~ such a burden carrying the 'dumbass' load for the rest of the world but hey, we're Merkins! We're up to the challenge!
Dana
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unclebruce
lighten up Stephanus -
Simon and I meant no harm .. sheesh ..surely even snakefree Irishmen know that Australia is home to some of the most deadly snakes in the world. (that said - most of them aren't very interested in people) Eastern Brown Snakes are an exception - most venomous and they will chase people.
No Stephanus - 7000 Native animals are killed everyday on NSW roads! You clearly haven't seen our recent WIRES newspaper ads."TODAY 7,000 AUSTRALIANS WILL DIE ON NSW ROADS"
Sheesh - you're the second one today to question my facts. If you think i have ever posted unverifyable data please let me know.
I have experience with reptiles Stephanus - Death Adders originally were called "deaf adders" They rattle there little tail to attract birds and then strike. They don't run when approached and i often helped them off the roads arround here.
unclebruce, Regional Rep for Far South East WIRES*
*NSW Wildlife Information and Rescue Service
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Abaddon
safe4;
we're Merkins
... sorry, but did you know a merkin is a pubic hair wig?
(P.S. I've had people ask me "What do you speak in England?" question in the 'States... one was 15 so we'll just disregard that. The other was a Physics Teacher... )
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safe4kids
Abaddon,
Thanks for the info; I think it was Jan H who used to refer to Americans as "Merkins"...now I see why!
As for the comments about what language is spoken in England...unfortunately it doesn't surprise me at all. I think that it's safe to say the American educational system is in desperate need of an overhaul. Truly sad that such a question came from a teacher
Dana
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Abaddon-
so my question is, does one wear this merkin on one's head or where the bathing suit covers?
If the answer is the latter, could you tell me where I could find one because I think it would be fantastic to have a day at the beach looking like I have Macy Gray in a leg lock. thanks in advance.
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unclebruce
LMAO at Dana
Yes, it's such a burden being an Australian and having to explain the simplest things to foreigners .. sigh .. us merkins just keep covering for the pricks lol
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Hey Machin - I think you're offending me ya rotten bastard!
unclebruce