All of Lisa's faults! (And all of yours, too!)

by LDH 43 Replies latest jw friends

  • apple829
    apple829

    Hey Lisa!

    I'm doing low-carb now too...just lost 12 pounds in 2 weeks. Good Luck!

    Faults:

    1. My son is almost 3 yrs and I have still not lost the baby weight.

    2. I am very impatient, yet I procrastinate.

    3. I eat stuff off the floor too Stinky, except if it falls near the garbage can.

    4. I have a very short temper.

    5. I hate house cleaning.

    Qualities:

    1. I have a great sense of humor, at least I think I'm funny.

    2. I am a good friend and listener.

    3. I am a good public speaker.

    Sherryl

  • nightwarrior
    nightwarrior

    This thread is a good one, but I want to reply but I will have to go away and think about what to write. I may incriminate myself LOL

    Mrs Nightwarrior

  • outnfree
    outnfree

    ((((((((((Lisa))))))))))

    I happen to think you are pretty darn perfect!

    And I am, too!

    LOL

    out

  • shera
    shera

    My faults...

    I have a bad temper(it is much better tho,thank god)

    try to explaine myself and how i feel and come arcoss as nagging.(really don't mean too)

    have a hard time with food,i can over eat ,then under eat.

    i wear my heart on my sleave and I'm very sensitive around pms time..teehee

    sometimes i cannot say no,when i feel i should

    have no patience for rude ,mean people

    good points

    i'm very forgiving

    i donnot hold a grudge

    i'm a good listener

    i can be trusted with secrets

    very protective of people I love and my friends

    i'm a good mom(try to be)

    i work hard at what ever i do

    there yah go

  • SpiceItUp
    SpiceItUp

    I like the fact that its not just about faults but ends with a positive note on our talents/qualities as well.

    Here goes for me

    Faults:

    1. Brutally honest and sometimes completely lacking of tact

    2. Sarcastic at inappropiate times

    3. Never think before I speak (working very hard on this one)

    4. I tried hard but I end up starting lots of projects/hobbies that I forget about finishing

    5. I do crazy things and end up embarassing those I am with

    6. I never forget when I'm wronged

    7. I have a hard time trusting people

    8. I analyze things too much

    9. I try to hard to make people like me (just being myself is a very hard thing sometime)

    Qualities:

    1. I'm honest

    2. I have a graet sense of humor and can laugh at myself when things don't go the way I want them to.

    3. I'm a great friend. Very loyal and trustworthy

    4. I am very warm-hearted

    5. I am dependable. If I say I'll do something or promise something you can be suer that I will come through.

    6. I'm easy to get along with

    7. I'm very forgiving

    8. I will bend over backwards (and have given the shirt off my back even) for someone in need

    9. I'm a good listener (as long as Im not distracted by anything )

    10. I always have a smile on my face

  • joannadandy
    joannadandy

    Why I Suck

    1. I get overly emotional at all the wrong times
    2. I never take risks (small ones like saying hi to a cute dude in the bar, or big ones like bungee jumping)
    3. I procrastinate
    4. I'm never blunt, even when I should be
    5. I'm mean to my parents
    6. I never write, call, e-mail, anyone--not because I don't like them, I am just horrible at that stuff
    7. I am a human door-mat, I should get welcome tattooed on my forehead
    8. I never repeat after lathering and rinsing
    9. I am too whishy-washy
    10. Overall, and most often, I just plain don't like myself

    Why I Rock

    1. I have a pretty good sense of humor
    2. I'm smarter than the average bear
    3. I really do forgive and then forget (being blonde it's easy to forget everything)
    4. I would do anything for my friends
    5. I always try to give people the benifit of the doubt
    6. I can be very expressive/articulate when I choose to be
    7. I can dress myself, even tie my own shoes!!
    8. I've been told by students, classmates, co-workers, and friends that I am good at making people feel relaxed and comfortable
    9. I am always willing to listen to both sides of a story
    10. I'm one hell of a cook, I like watching football, basketball, and the occasional baseball game, I drink beer, I like guys I am dating to go out with their guy friends, I'm laid back, I don't expect presents and flowers, I'm a hell lemur in the sack, I give good massages, I'm loyal and loving, (much like a yellow lab), all interested parties should e-mail me at....

    HAHAHAHA!

  • Valis
    Valis

    hrmmm...

    Faults..

    1. I party way too hard sometimes and make an ass of myself.

    2. A bit lacadaisical when I should be working.

    3. When I tend to get angry I say things I shouldn't.

    4. I tend to speak my mind at inappropriate times. see number 1.

    5. I also tend to be very straightforward and as one person put it 'brutal".

    6. I am also messy and like Viv, and don't clean or stay as organized as I should.

    7. I love peanut butter...addictively so.

    8. I'm a bit too sarcastic a times.

    9. When I hold a grudge it is not a pretty thing...I don't like this about myself in particular

    Alright enough of that..*LOL*

    Qualities

    1. I take care of my friends.

    2. I am honest, except when I play hookey from work..*LOL*

    3. I stand up for those in need.

    4. I have good long term memory that brings back snippets to me at suprising times...I like this a lot.(Don't even ask about the short term..eheh)

    5. I try to be hospitable to everyone.

    6. I am by nature a traveler I think.

    7. I love new things, new places and have always been inquisitive and curious...I hope to stay this way all my life.

    8. I was born a dirty old man and will most assuredly die an even naughtier one.

    9. I make it a point to make others laugh.

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex
    I also tend to be very straightforward and as one person put it 'brutal".

    Well actually Valis I rather like that about you. That means there are no hidden agenda and I don't have to worry what you say behind my back. What I've found out about you is that you can take as good as you receive. If there's a problem, we can have it out and then move on. I much prefer that to thinking "what did he mean by that" or he sounded this way, so does that mean . . ." Urgh. No, give me Yankee no-nonsense anytime, especially if it's from a fellow Texan.

    Faults (only 10?)

    1. I'm very, very stubborn. I don't ever let it go.
    2. Poor self-esteem (I'm working on it)
    3. I'm not self-motivated. It takes outside motivation for me to get going.
    4. I'm too responsible. I look around for something or an event for which I can take the blame.
    5. I'm fat. (see #3)
    6. It's more comfortable for me to live in a dream world than reality.
    7. I think too much. Sometimes you've got to just do it and don't question why.
    8. I will never see in myself what others see. (see #2)
    9. Addictive personality. I've got to be very careful with drugs, alcohol and gambling or they could consume me.
    10. I believe outside criticism almost instantly and then I take it in and feel horrible about myself.

    Non-faults

    1. I'm very, very tenacious. I don't ever give up.
    2. Kind.
    3. Patient.
    4. Willing to work on my problems (see #1), which is why I don't have a bad temper anymore.
    5. I see things most people don't (but I don't see dead people).

  • happyout
    happyout

    Hi, Lisa,

    Great thread, it’s really good to think about myself and face the areas that need improvement. Just so you know, I have always felt an affinity with you on-line, and I think you would be a great friend to have.

    Ok, my faults:

    I don’t communicate negative emotions very well

    I let my husband walk all over me

    I try to resist making new friends, or letting anyone new into my life more than superficially

    I tend to be a hermit

    I NEVER exercise, and I need to lose at least 30 pounds to get back to pre-baby weight (the “baby” is 2 ½! lol)

    I only read fiction, never anything that’s good for my mind

    I haven’t made any effort to pursue a degree

    I can write you off, and never speak to you again without looking back if you deliberately hurt me

    I spend too much time at work on the Internet

    I watch too much TV

    Now the good stuff

    I am a wonderful mother, who spends as much time with my son as I can, discipline him with love not anger, and praise him at every opportunity to build his self esteem

    If you are my friend, I will do anything for you

    I am very intelligent, and learn pretty quickly

    I am funny, and people enjoy spending time with me

    I am able to admit when I am wrong, and will try to correct the error

    I have become a better judge of people

    I am a good employee, even though I goof off, I always get more done than anyone else

    I try to speak tactfully to everyone, even when I’m angry

    I hardly ever get angry

    I am a positive and optimistic person

    I don't think the world revolves around me and my feelings

    (ok, I cheated, there's one more positive than negative thing, but that's how I can maintain my self esteem )

  • riz
    riz

    I can't say it any better than Mac Davis already has.

    It's Hard To Be Humble

    Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
    when you're perfect in every way.
    I can't wait to look in the mirror
    cause I get better loking each day.
    To know me is to love me
    I must be a hell of a man.
    Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
    but I'm doing the best that I can.
    I used to have a girlfriend
    but she just couldn't compete
    with all of these love starved women
    who keep clamoring at my feet.
    Well I prob'ly could find me another
    but I guess they're all in awe of me.
    Who cares, I never get lonesome
    cause I treasure my own company.
    Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
    when you're perfect in every way,
    I can't wait to look in the mirror
    cause I get better looking each day
    To know me is to love me
    I must be a hell of a man.
    Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
    but I'm doing the best that I can.
    I guess you could say I'm a loner,
    a cowboy outlaw tough and proud.
    I could have lots of friends if I want to
    but then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd.
    Some folks say that I'm egotistical.
    Hell, I don't even know what that means.
    I guess it has something to do with the way that I
    fill out my skin tight blue jeans.
    Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
    when you're perfect in every way,
    I can't wait to look in the mirror
    cause I get better looking each day
    To know me is to love me
    I must be a hell of a man.
    Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
    but I'm doing the best that I can.
    We're doing the best that we can

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