Can you be disfellowshipped if you are abducted by aliens?
It will depend on your judicial hearing with the local elders. They will need to determine if the aliens probed you or not. You will be asked such questions as:
"Did you enjoy the probing?'
"Did you scream or call out Jehovah's name while being probed?"
"Were you probed by a male or female alien or both at the same time?"
"Did you stay on a spaceship alone overnight with an alien of the opposite sex or with an alien known to be a homosexual in the alien community?"
"Is the probing public knowledge and could it bring reproach on Jehovah's name?"
"Was the alien underage at the time and did you report the probing to the secular authorities?"
"Is there a chance that the aliens would consent to a bible study, repent of their vile deeds, and perhaps do missionary work on their home planet?"
There will be much for the elders to discuss with you in order to determine the level of your guilt or innocence. Be patient. This will take many hours of 'probing' questions by the elders and you will feel violated all over again.