What could be other alternative names for the Jehovah's Witnesses ?

by Finkelstein 36 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • slimboyfat
    slimboyfat

    I can't think of a better name than Jehovah's witnesses. I might return to lower case "witnesses" that's all. They are Jehovah's "name people", like it says in Acts 15. Plus it's the name under which they refused to fight for the Nazis and others. Worth keeping.

  • smiddy3
    smiddy3

    How about ,

    "Jehovah not His Real Name Witnesses "

  • Confusedalot
    Confusedalot

    The Brood of Vipers

    Keepers of the Secret Shame

    Mythic Spawn

    The Deludenati

    The Callous Crusaders

    Order of the Rising Shun

    Vampires Annonomous

    Ordo Infernum

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    the Cart-holics.

    Paedocostals

    Shunto

  • stillin
    stillin

    The Only Survivors

    God's Favorites

    The Religious Resurrecters

    The Finger Pointers

    The Self Deluded

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    Losch-icrucians

    Shun-tologists

    church of the tighter day pants - Morons

  • Finkelstein
    Finkelstein

    Slim says .....

    They are Jehovah's "name people", like it says in Acts 15.

    Aren't the JWS subjunctive witnesses for the Watchtower Corporation ?

    I thought that Scripture was relating to the ancient Hebrews, didn't the WTS steal that namesake from that religious identifying group ?

    Thanks for all your posts folks really quite funny stuff

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  • atomant
    atomant

    the shunners club

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    the Guardians of Doctrine

    Not the only Mouthpiece of God

    The Jackson 7

  • slimboyfat
    slimboyfat

    Acts 15 Symeon has related thoroughly how God for the first time turned his attention to the nations to take out of them a people for his name. And with this the words of the Prophets agree, just as it is written: ‘After these things I will return and raise up again the tent of David that is fallen down; I will rebuild its ruins and restore it, so that the men who remain may earnestly seek Jehovah, together with people of all the nations, people who are called by my name, says Jehovah, who is doing these things, known from of old.’

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