If the name is to explain the character of the entity, then the best name would be:
Let-us-take-the-speck-out-of-your eye-when-we-have-plank-in-our-eye.org.
What could be other alternative names for the Jehovah's Witnesses ?
by Finkelstein 36 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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ShirleyW
uh oh, looks like that name is already taken! The Borg lawyers will buy it from the originals and claim it as their own!
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atomant
joho's troopers. The overlappers. Jehovahs chosen uninspired and not infallible witnesses.
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Pete Zahut
Cataclysm Posse
Brotherhood of the Twisted Scriptures
Order of the Unseen Truth
Clan of the Doomsday Hope
Assembly of the Ever Changing Light
Extended Millennium Counsel
Friends of Conditional Love and God's Almighty Wrath. -
sparrowdown
In the spirit of Orwellian irony
The Ministry of Truth or The Ministry of Love...maybe ?
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Muddy Waters
Jehovah’s Grasshoppers, or
Jehovah’s Locusts
Jehovah’s Locust Plague
Jehovah’s Lowly Worms
The Meek & Submissive Ones - Who Nevertheless Happen to be Smug, Superior, and Self-Righteous, or:
Jehovah’s Subjugated, Suppressed, Sublimated People - Who Nevertheless Happen to be Smug, Superior, and Self-Righteous
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MrRoboto
I think the best one would be "the now defunct religion, formerly known as jehovahs witnesses" but heres a few more ideas
Supreme Council for Thought Reform
Jehovah and the Armageddonettes
Jonah's Brothers ( something fishy about that one)
IBEW - International Brotherhood of EWwwww
International Cult & Religious Concern
Better Future, Inc
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Wanting
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Truth,
Never
Ending
Suffering
Subjugation,
Extremely
Suppressed
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stan livedeath
jw.organs