What could be other alternative names for the Jehovah's Witnesses ?

Finkelstein

How about .... The International Brotherhood of Stupidity.
The Righteous Zombies Club
nowwhat?

The walking dead...
redpilltwice

Watchtower Society
waton

rubbernecks. looking to [stories of] the distant past to get a glimpse of the not yet existent future.
contortionists. Looking down-- on those with more knowledge, like expert scientists,-- from below.
Finkelstein

The Armageddonites
The Association of Fear Mongers
The Pretentious Sheep
scratchme1010

What could be other alternative names for the Jehovah's Witnesses ?
Assholes united.
James Mixon

The ones who flew over the cuckoo's's nest, Hellfire club and Ancient mystical towers....Maybe "the ones who landed in the cuckoo's nest"....
Still Totally ADD

"Cult's are Us". How about "The Good, Bad and the Governing Body" or "If you have a dollar we want it". Finally "Society of half truths and denial". Still Totally ADD
JW GoneBad

What Could Be Other Alternative Names For The Jehovah's Witnesses?
How about..."The Who"!
Finkelstein

The Organization of Deluded Idiots