Large Increase in Trolley Witnessing

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  • SecretSlaveClass

    Perhaps while they're flipping burgers at McDonalds they could offer magazines with every purchase as a promotion:

    1) An McAwake mag with every Chicken McNugget

    2) A McWatchtower with every Big Mac

    3) A McMy Book of Bible Stories with every Happy Meal

    Then the customer get's the chance to tell them "Cool now I can wipe my ass with pages from your McAwake after I've left a few McNuggets floating in your McToilet."

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