"Each year, this observance is the most amazing unifying event that takes place on planet earth." - Kim Jong-un
Menrov, and don't speak to the disfellowshipped ones! Unifying!
Did the exact wording appear in a quote (translated) of Kim Jong-Un and also in the WT article? If so, that is quite a coincidence.
I would go if they said, "While you cannot partake of the bread and wine, you can help yourself to the coffee and cookies on the counter."