How many GB members does it take to change a lightbulb ?
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How many GB members 2 change a lightbulb?
by Iron Eagle 12 Replies latest jw friends
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JamesThomas
Is it really relative?
They seem to always be in the dark.
JamesT
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Sara Annie
Lightbulbs don't need to be changed at WT headquarters. Jehovah has blessed them with lights that only get brighter and brighter...
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Gopher
It takes a two-thirds majority. If no such majority is attained, the burned-out light stays in place because it's good enough.
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LB
Very Clever Sara. Although some of those bulbs seem to be flickering a bit. Maybe so much so that the GB already finds itself in the dark more often than not.
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Robotnomore
The Governing Body doesn't need electric lights. They have all transformed themselves into angels of LIGHT.
ROBOTNOMORE
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thewiz
what light?
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ballistic
They dont need to twist the light bulb in...
they hold the bulb still while the rest of the world revolves around them.
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OUTLAW
Everyone of them..24 hrs a day..The GB is always in search of "newlight".....OUTLAW
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Buster
None, they simply decide that that is exactly what the bulb was supposed to do all along.
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None, they take out the other bulbs until it decides to turn back on..
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One, but they kicked him out.