None. Darkness is light. Real light would fry 'em.
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How many GB members 2 change a lightbulb?
by Iron Eagle 12 Replies latest jw friends
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Satanus
None. Since light bulbs are invisibly present, all you need is faith to see the light. Those who think bulbs should be changed are dffed.
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unclebruce
get serious guys .. the governing bodies are getting old! jeez, have some empathy will ya ..
- several hold the chair, another slowly climbs to the top but halfway up forgets why he's up there .. bugger .. slowly down he goes .. to yell in bro.chairmans ear .. up he goes .. down he comes .. down he comes .. up he goes .. chairmen nodd off .. the president gets comfy with the status quo .. dinner bells ring .. presidents come presidents go .. smug selfrightious Elders mindrape young girls in the backroom of your local kingdom hall .. bulbs pop .. hearts waver .. eyes glaze .. minds grow dimmer .. sometimes it's easier living with the dark than risking all with an electric epithany
(sorry for this disjointed crap .. hey its late .. and i desperately wanted to say something groovy and cool and smart and relevant
unclegoose
OK Iron Eagle. I give up. three? five? a remnant of retired Gidilads?